Jay (he/him): Probably one of the hosts right now, technically. I like Minecraft, horror, and cheeseburgers.
Tim/Lance (he/him): One of the many folks in here who handle daily stuff like schoolwork (though I don't usually actually do it), chores, and maintaining social connections. I like soup and The Mechanisms.
Mordecai/Gregoriah (he/him): Just another regular guy. Not equipped to handle any of this shit at all. I watch a lot of cartoons.
Jane P. (she/it/they): Weirdgirl supreme. Likes bugs. Probably has something wrong with them.
Jane D. (she/they): Pretty normal, I guess? Really likes women.
Jack (he/him): Host as of February 2025. I like horror stuff, that's basically it.
Harry (he/him): Co-host and former detective. I like Hatsune Miku and internet mysteries.
Rory (she/he/it/rawr) hai!! im a scene kid & future raver :> i like kandi & sweets & invader zim!!!!