Hey, my name's Jacob! I've been the host of the system since about mid-September 2025, and I'm honestly kind of a boring person. Working on starting a band. I like Fallout and wilderness survival stuff.
1) time and date u started this?
January 13th, 2026 at 11:05 AM EST
2) asl?
16, no thanks, United States
3) opinions on musicals?
They're alright? Not really my thing for the most part. I like Cabaret though
4) favorite snack?
Goldfish or pretzels
5) have u ever been in love?
Lowkey not sure
6) favorite pokemon?
Phantump
7) mario kart main?
Haven't played Mario Kart in forever IDK
8) tf2 main?
See question 7
9) do you laugh at youtube poops?
LOL yeah
10) are you listening to music right now?
Nope
11) favorite shape?
I like trapezoids
12) do you believe in astrology?
Nope
13) do you believe in the occult?
To an extent yeah
14) opinions on vocaloid?
Cool as hell
15) would you ever want to be a rockstar?
Working on that right now :)
16) do you easily get stressed?
Yep
17) what is/was your favorite class in high school?
History
18) what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol
Steel or Fighting type, or both
19) rei or asuka?
Haven't watched Evangelion
20) favorite html tag?
Don't have one
21) are you religious?
Not really? I go through phases
22) opinions on nightcore?
Depends on the song, not everything sounds good sped up
23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc)
Not really subculture-wise
24) are you good at drawing?
I'm alright on a good day
25) do you crack your joints?
Yeah my back is fucked uppp
26) do you read visual novels?
Not really, more of a comic guy
27) can you sew?
Yeah a little
28) can you cook?
I'm alright at it
29) most expensive thing you've bought?
Probably my CD burning setup
30) opinions on cosplay?
RAHHHH I LOVE COSPLAY
31) what's your most hated band/musician?
Ronnie Radke or James Euringer
32) are you a dramatic person?
Not really. I'm super dry, actually.
33) what emoticon do you use most?
:) or :]
34) can a miracle certainly occur?
Is that a reference that I'm not getting?
35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood?
If I could be sure they wouldn't kill me
36) do you have a celebrity crush?
...Walton Goggins
37) do you like snow?
yesss :)
38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid?
No, but I really liked Percy Jackson
39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?
Nothing. I can't even competently have a conversation.
40) are you good at spelling?
Almost perfect I think
41) which touhou wud u fuk?
Aren't those children? They look like children.
42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?
Worry about the actual, current fascist takeover instead.
43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!
Probably but who gives a shit. Go further, I want to see how far we can go
44) would you be an angel or devil?
No idea.
45) sine, cosine, or tangent?
Can I choose killing myself instead?
46) do you like licorice?
Ewww
47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?
Any kind of hot weather
48) what books did you like as a kid?
A Series of Unfortunate Events & Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children.
49) can you play any instruments?
Used to play the baritone
50) what song would you want to play at your wedding?
girl IDK
51) do you believe in reincarnation?
Not really? Open to being proven wrong though
52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______
Isn't going to finish this sentence.
53) have you been to another continent?
Yep, South America! Went on a cruise in October of 2024
54) whats your worst habit?
Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy?
55) favorite vegetable?
Raw carrots
56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?
When I was like 10 years old I read S.D. Locke's SCP-001 proposal and it lowkey fucked me up forever actually.
57) whats one of your guilty pleasures?
I have a huge sweet tooth :(
58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?
A vampire, is that even a real question? I don't want to be intangible or invisible.
59) what do you fear most?
Nuclear war. Behind that is probably wasps
60) do you sleep with any plushies?
Yeah a couple
61) what hobby do you just not understand?
Golf. Ew
62) do you like the taste of alcohol?
No. Wish I did.
63) are you a hopeless romantic?
Nah
64) which deadly sin best fits you?
Wrath probably
65) which of your physical features do you like the most?
I like my voice.
66) are your ears pierced?
Technically
67) have you ever been in a physical fight?
Several, all of them with our younger brother
68) where do you buy your clothes?
Anywhere, really. I don't have any kind of brand loyalty. Thrift when I can.
69) where would you live if you could live anywhere?
I want the freedom to travel, so probably in a camper van or something
70) do believe in magic? or is it all a trick?
Fuck if I know.
71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should!
Nuh uh.
72) what is the worst chore to do?
Dishes!!!
73) what did your parents almost name you?
We would have been named after our dad if we were AMAB.
74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?
IDK LOL
75) what were your first words?
No idea
76) what do you want your last words to be?
Something mean to the cops who kill me
77) when did you first regularly start going online?
Too young
78) what year do you miss the most?
Dude my life is a nightmare I don't miss any of it
79) are you psychic?
LOL no??
80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself.
Yeah
81) what do you use to listen to music?
Apple Music
82) whats the biggest city you've been to?
Philadelphia
83) favorite animal?
Cats
84) what web browser do you use?
Firefox
85) are you allergic to kitty cats???????????
No, thankfully
86) do you like energy drinks?
Not really
87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc
Fuck no
88) when do you usually go to bed?
Around midnight?
89) how often do you wash your hair?
Not often enough.
90) would you download a car?
Absolutely
91) what was your favorite show as a kid?
SpongeBob, I think
92) whats the silliest hat you own?
None of our hats are particularly silly
93) what album/song do you're feeling angsty
Let Down by Radiohead
94) do you make OCs?
Yeah
95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?
Y'all act different when you're around people?
96) do you like fireworks?
No.
97) favorite painter?
Not sure
98) favorite numbers?
420 LOL
99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever)
I'm an alright builder in Minecraft
100) time and date you finished this?
January 13th 2026 at 11:27 AM EST.