My name is Dirk Strider. I'm around sixteen years old and an introject from the webcomic Homestuck. I'm not entirely sure of my "role" in the system, but I know I'm fairly mentally stable. I like Fallout and am interested in construction and wilderness survival.
1) time and date u started this?
August 28th, 2025 at 5:30 PM EST.
2) asl?
16, no thanks, United States.
3) opinions on musicals?
They're fine, I guess.
4) favorite snack?
I like Goldfish, or carrots with hummus.
5) have u ever been in love?
Not sure, honestly.
6) favorite pokemon?
Wooper or Phantump.
7) mario kart main?
Probably Link. I don't play often because we don't have friends to play with.
8) tf2 main?
Soldier. I'll main Engineer once I learn to play as him.
9) do you laugh at youtube poops?
No.
10) are you listening to music right now?
No.
11) favorite shape?
I like trapezoids.
12) do you believe in astrology?
No.
13) do you believe in the occult?
Not really, but I'm open to being proven wrong.
14) opinions on vocaloid?
It's cool. I like Teto.
15) would you ever want to be a rockstar?
Yeah, it sounds awesome.
16) do you easily get stressed?
Sort of easily.
17) what is/was your favorite class in high school?
Psychology has been interesting so far. It's a college class, but I'm taking it in high school, so it counts.
18) what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol
Steel type, I think.
19) rei or asuka?
I've yet to watch Evangelion.
20) favorite html tag?
Not sure, I don't really do this very often.
21) are you religious?
Not particularly.
22) opinions on nightcore?
Depends on the song, not everything sounds good sped up.
23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc)
I was a girl for like a year, if that counts.
24) are you good at drawing?
I'm alright on a good day.
25) do you crack your joints?
I can but I really shouldn't, we have old man bones.
26) do you read visual novels?
No, more of a comic guy.
27) can you sew?
Barely.
28) can you cook?
A little.
29) most expensive thing you've bought?
Spent 40 dollars on a pair of dog ears & a tail. Worth it.
30) opinions on cosplay?
Fucking awesome. We cosplay sometimes, but usually sensory issues end up getting in the way.
31) what's your most hated band/musician?
Ronnie Radke. I want to shove him into a locker like a TV bully.
32) are you a dramatic person?
Not really. I'm super dry, actually.
33) what emoticon do you use most?
Statistically speaking, probably :3.
34) can a miracle certainly occur?
Is that a reference that I'm not getting?
35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood?
Yeah probably. Not all of it, though.
36) do you have a celebrity crush?
No, actually.
37) do you like snow?
Love it.
38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid?
No, but I really liked Percy Jackson.
39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?
Nothing. I can't even competently have a conversation.
40) are you good at spelling?
Nearly perfect.
41) which touhou wud u fuk?
Aren't those children? They look like children.
42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?
Worry about the actual, current fascist takeover instead.
43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!
Probably?
44) would you be an angel or devil?
No idea.
45) sine, cosine, or tangent?
I don't even remember what those mean.
46) do you like licorice?
Nope.
47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?
Summer.
48) what books did you like as a kid?
A Series of Unfortunate Events.
49) can you play any instruments?
I'm really out of practice but I could probably play the baritone if you handed me one right now.
50) what song would you want to play at your wedding?
No Children by The Mountain Goats. Don't plan on getting married, though, and I think my answer makes it obvious why.
51) do you believe in reincarnation?
I believe that "matter cannot be created nor destroyed" would apply to whatever concept of a soul may exist, so I suppose that means I do.
52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______
Isn't going to finish this sentence.
53) have you been to another continent?
Yeah, South America.
54) whats your worst habit?
Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy?
55) favorite vegetable?
Peas, raw carrots, or cooked broccoli.
56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?
Many things. I've had anxiety for my entire life.
57) whats one of your guilty pleasures?
Spending 6 hours watching bushcraft videos instead of doing my schoolwork.
58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?
A vampire, is that even a real question? I don't want to be intangible or invisible.
59) what do you fear most?
Nuclear war.
60) do you sleep with any plushies?
Yeah.
61) what hobby do you just not understand?
Golf.
62) do you like the taste of alcohol?
No. Wish I did.
63) are you a hopeless romantic?
I'm hopeless and aromantic, is that close enough?
64) which deadly sin best fits you?
Pride or wrath.
65) which of your physical features do you like the most?
I like my voice.
66) are your ears pierced?
Technically. No earrings in em, though.
67) have you ever been in a physical fight?
Several, all of them with our younger brother.
68) where do you buy your clothes?
Anywhere, really. I don't have any kind of brand loyalty.
69) where would you live if you could live anywhere?
Hand-built cabin in Iceland.
70) do believe in magic? or is it all a trick?
Fuck if I know.
71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should!
Nuh uh.
72) what is the worst chore to do?
Dishes are a sensory nightmare.
73) what did your parents almost name you?
We would have been named after our dad if we were AMAB.
74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?
Well, I went by Doll for a while when I was a girl.
75) what were your first words?
No idea.
76) what do you want your last words to be?
...I don't know. Is that something you regularly think about? Should I have that figured out?
77) when did you first regularly start going online?
Too young.
78) what year do you miss the most?
I don't "miss" anything. Nostalgia is a trap meant to keep progress from occurring.
79) are you psychic?
80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself.
Yeah. It's been way too long since I got laid.
81) what do you use to listen to music?
Soundcloud.
82) whats the biggest city you've been to?
Chicago.
83) favorite animal?
Cats. Would be dogs if they weren't so damn loud.
84) what web browser do you use?
Firefox.
85) are you allergic to kitty cats???????????
No, thankfully.
86) do you like energy drinks?
No.
87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc
Fuck no.
88) when do you usually go to bed?
Whenever I feel like it.
89) how often do you wash your hair?
Not often enough.
90) would you download a car?
Absolutely.
91) what was your favorite show as a kid?
SpongeBob, I think.
92) whats the silliest hat you own?
None of our hats are particularly silly.
93) what album/song do you're feeling angsty
I don't really listen to music.
94) do you make OCs?
Sometimes.
95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?
Nothing. I don't act any different when I'm not being observed.
96) do you like fireworks?
No.
97) favorite painter?
H.R. Giger.
98) favorite numbers?
111.
99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever)
I'm not good at video games.
100) time and date you finished this?
August 28th 2025 at 6:00 PM EST.